the beginning of the end.

so g. and i have decided to take the plunge into a raw detox diet. the next 30 days shall be filled with tales of raw vegetables and green meal, concoctions and edible clay, cult mentality and general obsession, and plenty of dietary-induced insantity. oh yeah, and shit. be prepared to hear about lots of shit. we're talking about cleaning our colon, don't forget.

warning: there may be pictures of poop. prepare yourselves.

benefits of this detox allegedly include:

• improved mental clarity
• extreme health
• a youthful appearance and "glow"
• cell efficiency
• weight and inches lost
• and of course, a squeaky clean colon

i'd like to go about this in the most scientific manner i can, so here are some benchmark stats to get us started:
me:

• 25 years old
• 116-117 lbs
• overall good general health
• normal bowel movements
  
• frequent struggles with runny nose
• easily distracted

alright! for those of you (and there are many) who are too fearful to drink the green kool-aid with me, i hope my own adventure proves entertaining. with any luck, i'll have my partner in crime posting here as well. wish us luck!