dry heaves, take 1.

i drank my first bentonite and psyllium coctail. for those raw novices out there, bentonite is a clay that is used to draw out toxins from the body; psyllium is water soluble fiber that creates bulk and pushes everything through. while the pysllium seems harmless enough, i dare proclaim that clay is not fit for human consumption. emily was a trooper and watched me dry heave with every bite (note: the mixture was so thick i had to eat it with a spoon) and kindly suggested some honey to help things down. the last spoonful was dangerously close to ending up down emily's sink: everytime i put some in my mouth it would come halfway back up before finally going down. an hour later and i still feel completely ill. gross.