drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Friday, June 09, 2006

i need some fucking advil.

i've had a headache for a week straight now. the pain varies, ranging from mildly annoying to "am i getting a migraine?" in intensity. karyn would say it's a detox symptom. i say it sucks. i am trying to be strong and work through it, as i'm sure that any type of headache reducing drug is not detox appropriate. i spent most of the afternoon napping, it felt better for a minute, and now it's back again. the weird thing is that after i gave myself an enema wednesday night, it subsided. this may have been an isolated incident, so i'm not willing to pronouce enemas some kind of miraculous cure-all just yet. i never thought i'd say this, but i need more, uh, data.

the moral of the story is: if i'm a total bitch lately, cut me some slack.

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