drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Let's be honest.

It doesn't really matter what I ate today, but I do want to tell you what I had for dinner:

-a small handful of trail mix
-a lot of tofu/peanut butter/chocolate pudding
-more peanut butter (on a spoon)
-a chicken leg
-some milk

Seriously, you can't make this shit up.

Sometimes I come home late and I'm tired and hungry. I don't want to cook so I just eat a few bites of a bunch of random crap. All in all, this wasn't a terrible "meal" but I do kind of wish I had steamed some asparagus and ate it along with some frittata, as originally planned. But that damn frittata took too long!

Also, tofu pudding should be reclassified as a dinner food instead of dessert. It has no sugar! Only a squirt of agave and a bit of stevia. It's tofu and peanut butter: pure protein! And everyone knows cocoa powder is pretty much inert, right?

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