drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Long Goodbye

In order to rev up for this cleanse, I have consumed the following things in the last week-

- chicken salad sandwich
- almond poppyseed bread
- garlic bagel with cream cheese
- steak sandwich
- brie, mango, and chicken grilled wrap
- burger, fries
- turkey sandwich with bacon, cajun fries
- creamy red pepper soup
- pizza, veggie and sausage
- mongolian beef, spicy orange chicken, pot stickers, crab rangoon, egg roles
- multiple girl scout cookies
- tacos- mexican sausage, steak, pork
- several bottles of wine
- several beers
- one pineapple gimlet
- one margarita

Goodbye sweet friends! I will see you in two weeks!

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