drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

sneak preview - what is to come.

i watched karyn's week 2 dvd today. it was a doozy! in addition to the green shake (16-20 0z), green kamut (32 oz), rejuvelac (12-16 oz), fenugreek, enzymes and my favorite bentonite/pysllium coctail, in week 2 we look forward to the following additions:
  • double strength green kamut
  • increased psyllium dose
  • oxycare -- stabilized hydrogen peroxcide (added to the green kamut)
  • vegetable juice (12 oz) -- greens and carrots only, no fruit
  • energy soup (8 oz) -- rejuvelac, greens, sprouts, dulse, apples, avocado
  • wheatgrass or e3 (minimum of 1 oz)
and the biggie...
  • enemas (3 buckets full, done with fenugreek water) ONCE A DAY FOR 7 DAYS!
  • "implants" -- taking a chlorophyll enema and "holding" it in for 20 minutes, after each fenugreek enema
i am terrified of giving myself an enema and even more terrified of learning my capability of "holding" liquid. when g. heard the news she immediately offered her assistance in an unmatched show of loyalty. this may be the nicest gesture anyone has ever made.

if anyone out there is learned in these matters, please get in touch. i could use the advice and moral support.

2 Comments:

Blogger m. said...

rbp -- in general, food that has not been heated above 116 degrees is considered raw. so, you can do lukewarm foods, however, i am sure your tomato soup was pre-cooked first! marinating is wonderful. so are smoothies though. let's definitely do it! i will freeze lots of bananas in preparation!

8:30 PM  
Blogger m. said...

lissa - oh my god - thanks for the advice! it makes me feel so good to know i've got a seasoned vet at home. i may indeed call on you in my time of need. i must say - i am really excited about seeing some gunk! do you think i should i buy an enema kit from a drugstore or just buy karyn's?

8:33 PM  

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