let the detox begin.

so, i started the day with a delicious psyllium/bentonite cocktail. for the newbies out there, psyllium is a fiber that instantly turns into snot upon contact with water. bentonite is clay. yes, clay. for old times sake, i immediately began dry heaving as soon as i felt the thick mass touch my lips. yum. even the smell alone at this point is enough to make me queasy. but still, this stuff makes your shit absolutely amazing. i soldier on. i also began taking some fenugreek - but only about a third of karyn's recommended dosage (2 capsules instead of 6). i've yet to smell of indian food, but give me a couple of days.

it should be noted that i have been to filter 3 times in the past 36 hours trying to score one of their amazing raw peanut butter/flax/sesame/sunflower seed bars. they are amazing, but they don't do me any good when they're sold out and i need a fix. can someone help me out here? i've heard alliance carries them too. in my current semi-crippled state, i'm not too proud to accept donations (of bars).

consumption:
- banana
- kiwi
- zucchini pasta with tahini and sundried tomato sauce
- guacamole with carrots, peppers and jicama
- 3/4 cocoa mole larabar
- green shake - with the addition of frozen mango

i'm quite the heathen.