drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

my partner in gluttony.

another update from pq --

I ate 2 filter bars today. Yes! Fuck they are amazing. I had a funny convo with the girl at the counter. She said I was smart to stock up(I bought 3) 'cause they're such good sellers. Oh yes, they are...Thanks for the tip by the way. I seriously doubt I would have checked there this morning if you hadn't called.

Nothing ever came of those pills. I'm not that interested in taking more right now. I think they smelled funny. Maybe in conjunction with the master cleanse? I'm starting on Thursday!

Raw 8:
-cashew rawvolution bar
-3/4c guac (serious overload)
-4 carrots
-2 dates
-1/2c sprouts
-1 1/2c carrot salad (carrots, ginger, apple, raisins, walnuts, parsley, lemon juice, apple cider vinegar - okay, maybe not raw)
-1/2c water from yet another young coconut
-1c watermelon
-1/2c berries
-1/4c coconut cream (young coconut meat and water, cashews, dates)
-6-grain fake bar

I skipped the morning P/B again because of the pill, but took them in the late afternoon. I did not take them again at night.

Raw 9:
-larabar- a chocolate mint one (raw enough?)
-1c carrot salad
-3 carrots
-2T almond butter
-plum
-1/2 c sprouts
-1c carrot salad
-1/2c guac
-1/4 c coconut cream
-1/2c mixed berries
-3 dates

I'm ravenous. I've been feeling constantly hungry. Perhaps this has something to do with the break from psyllium. Speaking of which, on the morning of day 9 I broke into my second batch of psyllium. I think I must have had the powder at first, and now the husk. Whatever I have now is definitely not nearly torturous enough. I also think the powder yields better results.

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