drinking the green kool-aid

Green kool-aid is how I like to describe the cult-like experience of raw food, or really any crazy diet. People always seem half-fascinated and half-horrified by my commitment to cleaning my colon, so I thought I'd share my experiences in excruciating detail. As with any train wreck, it's hard to look away. Nonetheless, I've managed to pick up some comrades along the way, as a result of my dear friends' curiosity and solidarity. Others interested in drinking the green kool-aid, holla.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

What you've all been secretly wondering about...

I'm sure you're curious but unfortunately, I have nothing to report on the bowel movement front. So far, things have been normal, or even possibly a tiny bit slower than usual. This is pretty normal: it's a common side effect when you first start taking psyllium. It kind of hangs around and bloats you for the first couple of days. It's only a matter of time. Though it might take a few days, the psyllium will triumph!

Are you really still reading this? If you're into it, I'll keep posting about my poo developments as they arise.

1 Comments:

Blogger Geoff said...

what's going on? have you not eaten anything in the last 72 hours? are you subsisting on a diet of nothing but air and andrea dworkin? pure rock and roll energy? has your body figured out how to recycle its own poops? i'm dying to know about this too!

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